Why Does Ross Not Simply Eat? [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and Monica are there.] Monica: There’s nothing to tell. Joey: There’s got to be something wrong with him. Phoebe: Does he eat chalk? [They all stare, bemused.] Monica: It’s just people going out to dinner, and one
of them is the largest of the five. Chandler: I’m back in high school. I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria. Phoebe: Oh, yeah. I don’t want her to go through what I went through. [Time lapse, Ross.] Ross [large]: Hi. Joey [warily]: This guy says hello, I feel like someone just reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine… Chandler: Cookie? Phoebe: Chalk? Monica: Let me get you some coffee. I would be too tough and stringy to eat. [Phoebe starts to pluck at Ross’ hair.] Ross [huge]: No, don’t. Don’t. Stop cleaning me. Phoebe: I can be useful to you. I can find food. I can pluck. Joey: You’re feeling a lot of pain right now. You’re angry. You’re massive. Ross [huge]: I am so much bigger than any of you have ever been. Joey [warily]: You’re the largest. Ross: And after all — why shouldn’t I? Why shouldn’t I feed my largeness? And I can smell everything. Monica: You’re dreaming. Phoebe: You’re dreaming. We love you. Chandler: You’re dreaming so much. We love you. Monica: You smell the scraps of the child from yesterday’s dinner. Go tidy up — we love you — and by the time you come back I’ll have four broiled bridesmaids ready for you. Ross [bigly]: If any of you touch my wonderful hen, I’ll know. She’ll cackle and call out to me. Monica: Go and wash your bigness. [Time lapse, Rachel.] Rachel: I’m here and it’s awful. [To Ross] I know how large you are. And how large you can be. Phoebe: I say push her down the stairs. Joey: I saw push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Monica, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.) Rachel [faintly]: I’m a shoe, I’m a shoe, I’m a shoe. Phoebe: And she’s never made coffee before. Not ever in her entire life. Ross [ENORMOUS]: It feels like there’s a hanger in my mouth. Rachel: Oh, wow. Are you in trouble. Monica: Big time. Rachel: You can have the last cookie. I really don’t want it. Chandler: It’s not going to be big enough. Ross: And after all. And again. Why shouldn’t I? It’s simple. It’s incredibly simple and incredibly large. Joey: I can’t believe what I’m hearing here. Monica: Would you stop? Chandler: I’m in Las Vegas. I’m Liza Minelli. It came up and bit me. [Ross, the largest of the friends, simply eats the other five.] CAPTION E ezipperer
Share URLEmbedDetailsFile Size: 6546KBDuration: 4.700 secDimensions: 498x373Created: 2/17/2020, 12:03:01 PMFuturama, Season 4Futurama (1999-2003, 2007-2013) is an animated television series created by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. Set in the year 3000, a 20th century human who was frozen in the year 1999 awakes to find himself in the future, where he finds new friends… more » Lrrr: Ndnd: TranslationFind a translation for this quote in other languages:Select another language:
CitationUse the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:Know another quote from Futurama, Season 4?Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Futurama, Season 4" movie - add it here!Browse Quotes.netQuizAre you a quotes master?» Who said, “Hope is the power of being cheerful in circumstances that we know to be desperate.”
|