Riddles that will make you feel dumb

A: When asked this question, most people would say one. February. Because of Leap Year, they could become confused and not know how to answer. The actual answer to this riddle is all of the months. Every month of the year has at least 28 days, while most have 30 and 31.

#2 Two Father Two Sons Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: Two fathers and two sons walk into the store. They each buy a candy bar for $0.50, but they only spent $1.50. How is that possible?

A: It was the grandfather, the father, and a son who went to the store. The grandfather and the father are the two fathers, and the father and the son are the two sons.


#3 Railroad Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: “Railroad crossing without any cars.” How do you spell that without using the letter R?

A: T-H-A-T. The question asked how to you spell “that”, not to describe a railroad word.

#4 The Royalty Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q; In a large room sit the King, the Queen, and a set of twins. With all of these people, there are no adults in the room. How is this possible?

A: They are all beds (a king-sized bed, a queen-sized bed, and two twin beds).

#5 The Woods Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: How far can you run into the woods?

A: Halfway If you keep running, you would be running out of the woods.

#6 The Pack Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: There are two men in the desert, and they both have backpacks on. One of the men is alive and his pack is open. The other man is dead, and his pack is closed. What is in the dead man’s pack?

A: A parachute. The man alive had a parachute in his pack but it opened. The man with the parachute in his pack didn’t open, and he fell to his death.

#7 The Need, Want, Use Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: There is a thing, the manufacturer doesn’t need it, the buyer really doesn’t want it, and the user doesn’t even know that he is using it. What is the item?

A: A coffin. The manufacturer is alive so they don’t need it, the person buying a casket doesn’t want it because it means that a loved one has died, and the person using it doesn’t know because they are dead.

#8 The Word Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: I am something. I am the beginning of the end. I am the end of time and space. I am extremely essential to creation, and I surround every single place. What am I?

A: I am the letter “E”. End starts with E. Time and space both end with E. You cannot write the word creation with the letter E, and the phrase, “every single place”, starts and ends with the letter E so it surrounds the phrase.

#9 The “What Am I”? Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: I dig out very tiny caves. Sometimes, I store silver and gold in them. I can also build bridges of silver and I can make crowns of gold. They are the smallest bridges that you could ever imagine. Eventually, someone is going to need my help. Unfortunately, there are many people who are afraid to accept my help. Who am I?

A: The dentist. They drill in the teeth and fill them with gold or silver fillings. They make dental bridges for people with missing teeth and they fit patients with crowns. Everyone needs the help of a dentist and some people have a huge fear of the dentist

#10 The “E” Riddle The #10 Riddles That Will Blow Your Mind

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: What am I? I start with the letter E and I end with the letter E, but I only contain one letter. What am I? The answer in not E.

A: I am an envelope. It starts with an e, ends with an e, and the envelope in question is stuffed with just one letter to be mailed.

#11 The Oscar Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

Q: This is a visual riddle. You are supposed to find the one Oscar statute in a sea of C3P0’s from Star Wars.

A: The answer is circled in green.

Number 12: The Fish Riddle

Riddles that will make you feel dumb

This is a riddle that most people get wrong. The riddle says, there are 10 fish in a tank. Two of the fish drown, 4 of them swim away, and 3 are floating. How many fish are left?

The answer is all of them. Fish cannot drown, if they are in a tank they cannot swim away, and all fish can float. All 10 fish remain12

Are you and the kids in need of a good belly laugh? If so, why not try out some of these stupid riddles? They’re whacky, silly, and downright ridiculous!

In order to guess the answers correctly, you’ll need to think like a mad hatter! Luckily, I’ve also included the answers, so you won’t go crazy wondering what they are!

Stupid Animal Riddles

We all know how zany animals can be! However, these stupid animal riddles definitely take animal antics to the next level! Let’s see if you can guess the answers correctly.

Q: What sport is a sheep’s favorite?

A: Baa-sketball!

Q: What dance did the cow do at his school ball?

A: The moo-nwalk.

Q: Why couldn’t the giraffe go on the theme park rides?

A: Because he was too tall!

Q: How do donkeys get to work?

A: They kick it!

Q: What do you get if you cross a car with a sheep?

A: A shaggy carpet!

Q: How can you tell there’s “an elephant in the room?”

A: Because everyone is very quiet!

Q: Why didn’t the goldfish manage to change the light-bulb?

A: He kept forgetting as he only has a 3-second memory!

Q: Why didn’t the cheetah buy a car?

A: Because he can run faster!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tortoise with a cooking pot?

A: A slow cooker!

Q: What did the penguin order at the takeaway restaurant?

A: An ice-berger with fries!

Q: How does a fortune-telling elephant tell the future?

A: He just nose!

Q: How does the lion like his steak done?

A: Raw-r!

Q: Why couldn’t the panda make up his mind?

A: Because he is black and white!

Q: Why was the octopus so ticklish?

A: Because he has ten-tickles!

Q: Where do cow’s go on holiday?

A: Moo-ritius!

Q: What do you get when you cross a shark and a tornado?

A: A shark-nado!

Q: What is a cow’s favorite relaxing activity?

A: Watching a moo-vie!

Q: Why was the polar bear so popular?

A: Because he was cool!

Q: Why did no one trust the lion?

A: Because he was always lying down!

Stupid Food Riddles

I know your mother liekly told you not to play with your food. But that doesn’t mean you can’t mess around with the stupid food riddles!

Q: Why are chefs mean?

A: Because they whip cream, beat eggs, and batter chickens!

Q: What kitchen implement are eggs most afraid of?

A: Egg-beaters!

Q: What do you get when you cross a hibernating bear with a flower?

A: A hib-iscus!

Q: What did the strawberry say to the cherry?

A: You’re berry pretty!

Q: Why did the banana get kicked out of the bar?

A: Because he went bananas!

Q: Why did no one laugh at Mozarella’s jokes?

A: Because they were too cheesy!

Q: Why did the green bean miss class?

A: Because he’d been sprouting!

Q: Why did the fungi move house?

A: Because there wasn’t mush-room!

Q: What do you get when you cross a sponge with a cappuccino?

A: A cap-cake!

Q: Why wasn’t the almond allowed to join the club?

A: Because he’s nuts!

Q: What round, red veggie are all the other vegetables afraid of?

A: Beat-root!

Q: What do you get when you cross your foot with a loaf of bread?

A: A foot-long sandwich!

Q: Why didn’t the toothless man like dessert?

A: Because he didn’t have a sweet tooth!

Q: Why was the nacho so upset?

A: We don’t know as he didn’t want to taco about it! He said, “it’s nacho business!”

Q: Why did the soup win the race?

A: Because he was runny!

Stupid Car Riddles

Joking and driving is a dangerous affair! Instead of risking your life on the road, why not risk a laugh with these stupid car riddles?

Q: Why did the birds make friends with the airplane?

A: Because he had two wings, a tail, and a cock-pit!

Q: What do a horse-drawn carriage and a car have in common?

A: They both have blinkers!

Q: Why did the car stop on the side of the road?

A: Because he was all tired out!

Q: Which is a boat’s least favorite vegetable?

A: A leek!

Q: What do amphibians and cars have in common?

A: They can both be toad!

Q: What kind of vehicle does a sleepy bull drive?

A: A bull-dozer!

Q: What do you get when you cross a sub sandwich with the ocean?

A: A submarine!

Q: Why did the pick-up truck fail his exams? 

A: Because he was a bit rusty!

Q: Why didn’t the mechanic go through with his plans?

A: Because he scrapped them!

Q: Why did the flamingo cross the road?

A: Because there was a pink car on the other side!

Q: What does The Joker do when he drives to work?

A: He jokes and drives!

Stupid Sports Riddles

Making fun of sportspeople may land you in hot water. But, it might just be worth it as these stupid sports riddles are much better than a kick in the head!

Q: What do basketballers also dunk other than a basketball?

A: Donuts!

Q: What’s a soccer player’s favorite color?

A: Goal-d!

Q: What is the longest-lasting race per distance?

A: A snail race!

Q: Why did the amateur golfer wear two pairs of shorts?

A: Because he thought he might get a hole in one!

Q: What is a racket’s favorite veggie?

A: A squash!

Q: Why did the jockey get disqualified?

A: Because he was horsing around!

Q: What do lazy people and soccer players have in common?

A: They both like to kick it!

Q: What do tennis players and waiters have in common?

A: They both serve!

Q: Which sports do bats prefer to play?

A: Baseball!

Miscellaneous Stupid Riddles

Are you feeling random? If so, then these miscellaneous stupid riddles are just the thing!

Q: Which tree fits in your hand?

A: A palm tree!

Q: Why did the lady bury her mobile phone?

A: Because it’s battery died!

Q: What do you get if you cross an x-ray with a feline

A: A cat scan!

Q: Why did the chicken lose out?

A: Because she put all her eggs in one basket!

Q: How does the grim reaper like his coffee?

A: Black!

Q: Why did the volcano get a fine?

A: Because he was smoking!

Q: What was the lightning bolt’s nickname?

A: Air fryer!

Conclusion:

Glum, boring, and all-too-quiet days are not the most fun! Lighten up your lazy afternoons with some funny jokes, puns, or stupid riddles! Good belly laughs are included!

What are some famous riddles?

William Shakespeare: The Riddle of Venice.
On the gold casket: “Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire.”.
On the silver casket: “Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.”.
On the lead casket: “Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.”.

What is the hardest riddle ever?

Here is the 'World's Hardest Riddle': “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.

Which room can you not enter?

Riddle: What room can no one enter? Answer: The letter M.

What gets bigger when more is taken away?

'What gets bigger when more is taken away' answer The answer to this riddle is just one word. The correct answer is 'HOLE'. A hole in any kind of substance, may it be cloth, wall, wood or anything else, will only get bigger and bigger if you keep taking away more from it.